thatsonofamitch:

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

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TitleCr1tikal tells one of his most embarrasing stories

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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outrunmyself:

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panichristie:

erisdogwood:

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chocolatesprinklesroyale:

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice





stop

why is this so funny?

outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

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chocolatesprinklesroyale:

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

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stop

why is this so funny?

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randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

bittbybitt:

ultrafacts:

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Omfg what if you landed on a planet that supported life and the “humans” there were much more technologically advanced and they made you come back to life from your remains and you just woke up after death in a random ass planet.

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wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

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I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

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"can i read it?"

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8bitmonkey:

Just paint a happy little beard here.

8bitmonkey:

Just paint a happy little beard here.

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kanyes-wife:

this makes me so sad

kanyes-wife:

this makes me so sad

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ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

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